Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...