Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...
Yes or No
Dr. Dave’s Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper
The Vancouver Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline “United...
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...