A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
The beloved old man.
There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
3 Docs at heavans gate!
Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one why he should...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
George W – College Days
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...