A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Daddy is going to war
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...