Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.