On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
No Jobs.
Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?A: Because they heard there...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
Safest Way to Drive
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A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
Darwin Awards- 1999
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What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!