Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...