Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in...
Leaf
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked...
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?