Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Is there a God?
Is there a God?A billion Hindus can’t be wrong.
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!