Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...