The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...