I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...