Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
A kind of sport
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the...
Murphy and his wife
|Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park....
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
The Dump List
The Perfect Dump – Every once in a while, each of us experiences a...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...