Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Even more Bumper Stickers!
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Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...
Penis Shape Research
After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human...