Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
20 Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies
1. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other than...
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Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Dear John Reply
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his...
$10 000 For a Kiss
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...