Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Greatest way to learn English
Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit.”Do you have anything...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...