Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!