The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...