Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....