Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
Strange grants given
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...