How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of…
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...