Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...