Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...