A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Demerit Point System Used by Women.
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Higgins lived in Staten Island,
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Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
Warning labels
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Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
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Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
Daffynition
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Will this operation hurt me at all?
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