A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...