Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
NEWS FLASH: Terrorists…
JOKESGALORE NEWS FLASH10 – 29 – 2001:Latest news reports advise that a cell of...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
You really do stink
|It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...