Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...