Small World
Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
How can you tell a blonde has been working on the…
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...