Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Top reasons why it’s great to be Canadian
It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...