Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear…
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around...
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...