May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.