Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests…
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
a babtist and a catholic preacher
A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.