Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.