Husband: Want a quickie?
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Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...