Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
Polak Sharing Treasure
One Russian and one Polish workman were digging the foundations for a new road....
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Turn back your car odometer
|A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”