Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...