Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller…
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Throw away exhibits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...