Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
The American tourist in Dublin
|The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food....
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Arguing effectively
|How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends....
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...