Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!