A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...