Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: “My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?”Dilbert: “Remember you...
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style
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A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...