What is a myth?
|What is a myth?A female moth!
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...