You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
The New Hunter
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go...
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.