President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
THE BOYS OF SUMMER
|A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. Big deal you may say, but...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job…
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...