Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
BUY YUGO WAR BONDS
BUY YUGO WAR BONDSFor $25 US dollars you can invest in the future of...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...