Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Retractions by the NY Times in 1998
The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 “Correction: The cookie...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
The Pope and the Rams
What do the Pope and the Rams both appearing in the St. Louis Trans...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...