Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Flying in the plane
|Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
10. It doesn’t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It’s more fun...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!