The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Blonde on Horseback
A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...