What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”