How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar…
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...