CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
The Rookie Cop…
The Rookie Cop…A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and...
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess…
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...